“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” ― Orson Welles
"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it." Frank Muir
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman
“Why get thinner, when you can get more dinner” - Twitter inc.
Voor de kindjes
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis